- be a part of a completely spontaneous but perfectly choreographed musical number with random people i don't know
- learn to fly a plane
- see the arora borealis
drive across country alone- save someone's life
- see a sunrise and sunset on every continent (maybe not antarctica)
- experience complete silence for an hour
- demolish a brand new sports car with a sledge hammer, chainsaw, and axe
get a poem published- write a book
- have a personal library (min of 100 books)
- read every book in my personal library
- fake my own death
do my taxes- learn japanese
- learn spanish
cook a meal worthy of fine chinabe an ircop- write a program, game, etc... that ppl actually buy
- debate a political pundit
- debate a US senator
- meet a foreign head of state
- paint a mural illegally
- get married
- have kids
- attend my kids' graduation
be independent- ride a motorcycle
- finish the omnivore's 100 list
- make a viral video
- see a sumo wrestling match in japan
- give $100,000 to charity in one year
- design a shoe and have it sold nationwide
- bake a souffle
- sail in the Mediterranean
ride a boat out far enough that i can't see land- learn kendo
- sword fight
parachute- parasail
- base jump
bungee jumplearn to write backwardslearn to write with my left hand- learn to skateboard
eat an entire pizza on my owntalk back to my parents- get an honorary degree
- grow a respectable beard
get "where the fuck was i yesterday?" drunk- drink an old fine wine
- get quoted in a book
- climb an aztec pyramid
- debate Dr. Cornel West
commit insurance fraudspend an entire 24 hours doing nothing but listening to music- learn to ride a unicycle
- learn to juggle
- catch a squirrel
- punch an emo
- get hit by a car and live
- discover a dinosaur bone/fossil
- go skiing
ride in a trolley- eat an animal i killed other than fish
- set-up 1000 dominoes perfectly and watch them fall
- drink a soda right off the line
- eat a chip off the line
- dine and ditch
- hitchhike
- jump into a moving car
- attend a movie premier
go a day without boredom- see a psychiatrist
- perform an emergency trach
- give a random homeless guy $1000
- swim with dolphins
post 100 times on xc in a dayget into a bar fightlose a fight with a complete strangerwin a fight with a complete stranger- build a shed
- fix up a junker of a car
- own a house
- sell a house
- go to a crazy (comic/game/anime) convention
drive through rush hour traffic in a big city- go rock climbing
- see all seven wonders of the world in person
- learn to play golf
attend a major sporting event- go skinny dipping at night
- watch a NASA launch
- sleep in a hotel penthouse with a view
- be an audience member of SNL
- take my kids to get slimed in Orlando
- get slimed in Orlando
- make a ship in a bottle
write a message in a bottle- ride a camel through the desert
- drift in a canoe and read a good book
- see a solar eclipse
- sit beneath a waterfall
forgive my parents- go white water rafting
- go scuba diving
- kiss the Blarney Stone (preferably while atleast a little drunk)
- buy a car with a suitcase of cash
- create my own website
- run a marathon
- go to the top of the statue of liberty
- learn to salsa
- learn to ballroom dance
- ride a gondola in Venice
- walk on hot coals
- run with bulls
- go to october fest in germany
- learn calligraphy
- master Esquire Magazines "75 Skills Every Man Should Master"
- say something original and profound spontaneously
- have a quote for every situation
- see every movie in AFC's 10 top 10 and 100 lists
ride in a submarine- collect something to the brink of obsession
- find something a museum accepts into a display
- learn to meditate and do it every day for a month
- read an ancient text in its original language
- catch a fist
- write an autobiography
- have my portrait painted
- build an exact replica of an architectural marvel out of something like toothpicks
- win a build a bridge competition with pontifax
take a flight first class,- catch a fish with my hands
- catch a fish with a spear
- catch a fish with a bow and arrow i fashioned myself
- ride on a hot air balloon
- hike the wondertrail around Mt Rainier
- get into a youtube worthy prankwar
work on a presidential campaign- read a dictionary
- read an encyclopedia
- become an expert in a frivolous field
make a snowmanstop and help someone broken down on the side of the road....don't get stabbedchange a tire for a strangergo 100 on a highway by myself- build a raft and float on it
cut down a tree- own at least one expensive suit
- join a gun club
learn CPR- experience weightlessness
- ride in a jet
- ride in a tank
pet a tiger- hold a snake longer than my wingspan
- prank a stranger
- spend a weekend in vegas
- forget parts of a weekend in vegas
- brew my own beer
talk a cop out of giving me a ticketbet on a horse and win- blow glass
- widdle
try sake- learn to read braille
- own a gun
- dress as a mime and perform a routine in public
- be a street performer in a foreign nation
- learn to DJ
- know a band to the point of obsession
- DJ at a rave
go to a full service gas station and have my gas pumped for me- bowl over 250
- see a lion in the wild
- create a mathematical theorem
- take a 40+ day vow of silence
- learn to riverdance
- get a high score in an arcade game
- start a webcomic
- frenchkiss in france
- spend an entire day meditating
- throw a boomerang and have it come back
- make my own musical montage
ride on a train- ride on a subway
get a professional massage- take massage lessons
get a call through to rush limbaugh- get a call through to shawn hannity
get a call through to neil boortz- get another call through to hannity and troll him
- try caviar
- design a concept car
- organize my iTunes library
- draw a perfect circle freehand
- choreograph a fight scene and get in a staged fight at a bar
- make a list of the 50 corniest pick-up lines
- use my 50 corniest pick-up lines in one night
- use my 10 corniest pick-up lines on one lady
- write a letter by hand with a quill
- ride a horse on cobblestone roads
- finish this list
eat a burritosleep on a hammockmix my own barbecue sauce- bath in a river
- solve a rubiks cube in 5 min or less
- watch King Lear performed live
- write my will
- learn and become good at archery
try an inside out burgerdrive a mile on the wrong side of a highway- drive a convertible with my top down
- eat a stolen candy bar in a grocery store
- go through survivalist training
- spend a week in solitary confinement
- pass the bar
- ace the LSAT
- ice skate on a frozen over lake
- sculpt ice
drive a golf cart- fry an egg on the desert sand
- keep my eyes closed or blind folded for a week
eat at a 5 star restaurant- stay in a 5 star hotel
take a 12+ hour flight- attend a political party convention
- run over a car
- write a complete wiki article that stays
- pose with a bored look on my face for a scary roller coaster picture
- get a girl i just met to pose kissing on a roller coaster for the pic
- win a case
- train a pet
- climb an elevator shaft
- be a part of a Renaissance fair
- make a bomb w/o instructions
- learn to use a lasso
- scale a buliding with a grappeling hook
- scare someone shitless
- be scared shitless
- audition to be in a movie
- punch a cow
tip someone more than 100%eat an apple right off a tree- eat a strange fruit I've never tried right off a wild tree
set myself on fire- experience absolute darkness
- flee the country on spontaneous whim
- water ski
go to a large toys store as a grown man and pretend to be a kid- go to a non costume party in a costume
- pole vault
scream at the top of my lungsstay awake for 72 hours straighteat a raw egg- ride a horse in the desert
- ride a camel
- ride a horse on water
- jump over a river with a horse
- write a sonnet
- play a part in a battle reenactment
streak- read a major congressional bill in its entirety
- make a stick fight animation
down a 40- buy a terabyte ipod or other media player
- speak in front of a congressional panel
play in a poker tournament- hit the 8ball in on break
- get a credit card w/o a limit
grow a goatee- get season tickets to the Panthers and go to every game.
- go to a Panther's game in the box
Saturday, May 16, 2009
1000 things to do before i die
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233. get a girl i just met to pose kissing on a roller coaster for the pic?
I volunteer, Sir💗🐸✨✌
(Maybe not punch a cow in return, pweaseee? 🥺🥺they're sooo cuteee)
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